Best 8 Seconds of my life.
this again dkjfsd
I reblog this every time it appears from the depths of tumblr.
this is like the best thing ever
I just want to reblog this eVERYDAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Jinx from League of Legends, for a friends’ birthday…
I don’t like the game much…but jinx.
I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”
I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS
omfg this took me hours and hours but i thought that this gif needed a reboot version
can we talk about my new shirt
can we TALK about it please
can we BUY it
my favorite thing about Owl City is out of context some lyrics sound completely normal like
I brush my teeth and look in the mirror
then others are just
my blood cells cannot depend on the weather in photographs
I swear there’s a lot of vegetables out there
I fall asleep in hospital parking lots
friendly reminder that this is me before tumblr
and this is me after tumblr
do you see what it does to you
I got gay.
I may have caught the gay too….
I caught it too..
This post is beautiful.
I became an elf and traded genders i think maybe oh
I feel way more awesome, idk. But I did catch the gay—well, at least half of it.
there’s this unspoken law in britain that you’re not to phone anyone while doctor who’s on, and it was on and the phone rang and my brother was the one that had to pick it up, and he didn’t even say ‘hello’ or anything, he just picked it up and went, “WHO THE FUCK IS RINGING WHILE DOCTOR WHO’S ON?” and the person on the other end went, “DOCTOR WHO’S ON? I’LL CALL YOU BACK!”, and hung up.
We don’t even know who it was, I just—
walk into the club like I would like to purchase an alcohol please
have you ever had a friend who you love to death but at the same time you fucking hate them and every once in a while you get an extremely strong urge to beat the shit out of them