sassy-gay-merida:

mocha-cookie-kill-yourself:

grungecest:

can we talk about my new shirt

can we TALK about it please

can we BUY it

deerlingintheheadlights:

my favorite thing about Owl City is out of context some lyrics sound completely normal like

I brush my teeth and look in the mirror

then others are just

my blood cells cannot depend on the weather in photographs

I swear there’s a lot of vegetables out there

I fall asleep in hospital parking lots

justme-mylo:

bitterbidder:

gabbietook:

karenfelloutofbedagain:

t-okeefe2214:

disregardwomen:

athousandwords-forlove:

1ll-reality:

lynzave:

friendly reminder that this is me before tumblr

and this is me after tumblr 

do you see what it does to you

Before tumblr

After tumblr

I got gay.

Before tumblr…

after tumblr…

I may have caught the gay too….

before tumblr

After tumblr

I caught it too..

This post is beautiful.

before tumblr 

after tumblr

but seriously

um

I became an elf and traded genders i think maybe oh

I feel way more awesome, idk. But I did catch the gay—well, at least half of it.

before-series-three:

there’s this unspoken law in britain that you’re not to phone anyone while doctor who’s on, and it was on and the phone rang and my brother was the one that had to pick it up, and he didn’t even say ‘hello’ or anything, he just picked it up and went, “WHO THE FUCK IS RINGING WHILE DOCTOR WHO’S ON?” and the person on the other end went, “DOCTOR WHO’S ON? I’LL CALL YOU BACK!”, and hung up.

We don’t even know who it was, I just—

evilnerdproductions:

walk into the club like I would like to purchase an alcohol please

lampsu:

have you ever had a friend who you love to death but at the same time you fucking hate them and every once in a while you get an extremely strong urge to beat the shit out of them

carryoncastiel:

Supernatural by season

tomomichiru:

ロキちゃんの幸せ by はがた

misspasta:

flyingmintbooty:

run-a-possessive-hetalia-fangirl:

flyingmintbooty:

run-a-possessive-hetalia-fangirl:

Anything you can ship I can ship harder

I can ship anything harder than you

no you cant

BITCH YES THE FUCK I CAN

NO YOU FUCKING CANT YOU LITTLE SHIT

i ship it

chazzthejazz:

The Tumblr Top 10 List!

Ok, Pleasure Dome!

You know what to do!

REBLOG this mofo!

;)

lorddddisick:

deadlyspoons:

lovenaruhina:

laughcentre:

pillowpxnts:

ofallmediums:

notbolin:

if you put hot chocolate mix in water instead of milk you’re disgusting get away from me

Lol I put mine in boiling water fuck haters

I put mine in urine. 

i eat the fucking mix,

i killed a man once

i was a man once

what the fuck is going on

nirvenna:

paleasland:

marshmallowmegamama:

theamericankid:

“Wow Mr. Balloon, we’re going to have so much fun together.” POP “Hey, Mr. Balloon are you okay? Wha- what the, OHMYJESUSSWEETMOTHEROFGOD?!”

I can never not reblog this. ALWAYS AUTO REBLOG.

That’s like the most delayed reaction ever.

im fucking done